joeydaninja: happiness is a fully-working mouse
joeydaninja: hehehe
agreatham: don't forget to clean your balls
joeydaninja: hehehe
joeydaninja: yeah
agreatham: that's what causes most mouse failures
agreatham:
joeydaninja: lotsa libag there
joeydaninja: hahahaha
agreatham: gross
agreatham: back at unicef, we had monthly ball inspections and ball cleaning days
joeydaninja: really
joeydaninja: why monthly?
agreatham: dunno
joeydaninja: fascinating
joeydaninja: that they even had inspections
agreatham: i would turn my head and cough
joeydaninja: who did the inspecting?
agreatham: our lead geek

joeydaninja: parang military yan ah
agreatham: he figured that we lost too much time moving the mouse around because it wouldn't go to the right place the first time
agreatham: it wasn't formal or anything
joeydaninja: hmmm, good point
agreatham: he would just go around and check out our balls
joeydaninja: hehehe, you can tell your family
joeydaninja: honey, what did you do today
joeydaninja: oh nothing
joeydaninja: my boss just checked my balls
agreatham: hahaha
joeydaninja: hahahahaha
agreatham: "yeah, and he cleaned them too"
joeydaninja: flicked off the dirt with his fingers
joeydaninja: hehehe
joeydaninja: sigh, too bad your boss wasn't female
joeydaninja: hehehehehe
agreatham: we've moved to optical mice here at dol
agreatham: maybe i could have her check my joystick

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